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Spoiler alert: Smart Phones have Stupid names.
Like, really silly. They sound at best like a prescription drug, at worst like the DJ from your '98 bar mitzvah. So stop boring the kaka out of people who actually make it to the end of your cellularly sent emails. Reward them instead with a surprising nugget of weirdness. Like the toy in your cereal box. Because mama always said be original. Now go play outside.